The Origins of Garbage Bag Head

Martha: I'm dreading the trip to the gym
I'm going to suck it up and go to my normal one
eeeek
Lindsay: where creepmaster is at?
Martha: yup if he talks to me, I'll just be like, yeah...I've been super busy lately
........
Lindsay: and also, youre creepy
and i dont care about your ceiling fan
Martha: bahahaha yes
part of me just wants to go there and tan, and run out
Lindsay: hahahah you could put on a costume
Martha: like, hooded sweatshirt and sunglasses
or a garbage bag over my head
Lindsay: or a full blown gorilla suit
itd be like a sweat suit
also, HAHAHA to "garbage bag over my head"
aka SUICIDE?
Martha: HAHAHAHA
I am laughing so hard
people are looking at me
Lindsay: hahaha yes
well i mean really martha
pretty sure if you work out with a plastic bag on your head you might die
also, can you IMAGINE
you running on treadmill
with a bag on your head
Martha: oh my god
I legitimately cannot breathe, I'm laughing so hard
kind of like when the bag will be over my head
Lindsay: hahahahahahahaha and like, people wont want to ask questions
so theyll just let you die?
WHY would you say a garbage bag over the head
since when is that a DISGUISE
Martha: it's a great disguise
for a dead person
Lindsay: HAHAHA you doing weights
with a garbage bag on your head
and some awkward meathead like, spotting you
HAHAHAHA garbage bag head in the sauna
Martha: and I can't see
GARBAGE BAG HEAD SWIMMING
oh god it's the perfect floatation device
Lindsay: until you die, and then sink to the bottom
Martha: this will be our new favorite topic of conversation
bag-head scenarios l
ike, Bag-head in london
or, hitting on guys at the bar
but then it will be a full bag suit so that no-one can see my terribly obese body