So Tuesday while I was avoiding creepmaster by going to a different gym location, I decided to throw in a tanning session (mainly because I'm a firm believer that tan fat is far more attractive than pale fat). I am extremely pale right now, so after very irrationally choosing 15 minutes...I am now Lobster. Like, not just slightly burnt where it turns to tan in one day, no no no...I am like, almost cannot wear clothing burnt. (p.s. the only thing worse than pale fat, is burnt lobster skin fat). So shit. At least I'll fit in with all the Badger fans wearing red this weekend....ONLY upside I can think of.
GO BUCKY ;)

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