School boy bitch. that's what you are!

Everyone should watch this video and marvel at the craziness of this bitch in a cab...late night (this went down after the Ohio State/Badger victory)

Four of my friends caught this on tape, thank goodness!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lI9RDoq9Unw

SERIOUSLY HILARIOUS

DH + .5

Officially extending death hour (more commonly known as DH) from 1 hour to 1.5 hours. ESPECIALLY on Wednesdays (more commonly known as either Hump Day, or Death Day).

Time for a story:

For everyone that was wondering, I finally sucked it up and went to my normal gym, and obviously ran into Creepmaster (sipping on what I'm guessing was his 3rd protein shake of the day). Keep in mind that approximately a month ago I ceased going to this particular location for the solitary fact that he goes there. Of course after almost an hour on the eliptical, he decides to come over and say 'hey'. Clearly me telling him he was a CREEP wasn't a strong enough signal for him to leave me the eff alone. As I'm out of breath and drenched in sweat, he thinks it's a perfect time to strike up a conversation about why I haven't been at the gym (I still have 7 minutes left of my workout, you ass hole).

C: "So, where have you been lately? I've missed seeing you around here"
M: "Umm, well (heavy breathing, wiping sweat from forehead) I've been doing this bootcamp with my co-worker, and it's been pretty hard, and has kept me busy"
C: "Oh wow, so....have you learned a lot of new things? I never see you using the weight machines here, so you must not really have a background in weight training"

......I wanted to SMACK him. Just because I'm not A MEATHEAD like you, and don't use machines, doesn't mean I'm a moron.

M: "Yeah, not really...it's more of just getting me to do the stuff I usually hate doing"
C: "Wow, that's so cool"
M: "Alright, well, I should get back to work, see ya"

......finally he leaves.....but when I get to my car half an hour later, I of course have  a text from him "Even completely hot and sweaty, you looked really great toinght"

Seriously, what more can I do here?? Wished I would have just had a garbage bag over my head.

Just one more thing:

I want to give a HUGE shout out to my boyyyy Snoop Dogg. Happy 39th birthday you dirty dog, you.     woof woof.

Before choosing 'max time'...think twice.

So Tuesday while I was avoiding creepmaster by going to a different gym location, I decided to throw in a tanning session (mainly because I'm a firm believer that tan fat is far more attractive than pale fat). I am extremely pale right now, so after very irrationally choosing 15 minutes...I am now Lobster. Like, not just slightly burnt where it turns to tan in one day, no no no...I am like, almost cannot wear clothing burnt. (p.s. the only thing worse than pale fat, is burnt lobster skin fat). So shit. At least I'll fit in with all the Badger fans wearing red this weekend....ONLY upside I can think of.

GO BUCKY ;)

The Origins of Garbage Bag Head

Martha: I'm dreading the trip to the gym
I'm going to suck it up and go to my normal one
eeeek
Lindsay: where creepmaster is at?
Martha: yup if he talks to me, I'll just be like, yeah...I've been super busy lately
........
Lindsay: and also, youre creepy
and i dont care about your ceiling fan
Martha: bahahaha yes
part of me just wants to go there and tan, and run out
Lindsay: hahahah you could put on a costume
Martha: like, hooded sweatshirt and sunglasses
or a garbage bag over my head
Lindsay: or a full blown gorilla suit
itd be like a sweat suit
also, HAHAHA to "garbage bag over my head"
aka SUICIDE?
Martha: HAHAHAHA
I am laughing so hard
people are looking at me
Lindsay: hahaha yes
well i mean really martha
pretty sure if you work out with a plastic bag on your head you might die
also, can you IMAGINE
you running on treadmill
with a bag on your head
Martha: oh my god
I legitimately cannot breathe, I'm laughing so hard
kind of like when the bag will be over my head
Lindsay: hahahahahahahaha and like, people wont want to ask questions
so theyll just let you die?
WHY would you say a garbage bag over the head
since when is that a DISGUISE
Martha: it's a great disguise
for a dead person
Lindsay: HAHAHA you doing weights
with a garbage bag on your head
and some awkward meathead like, spotting you
HAHAHAHA garbage bag head in the sauna
Martha: and I can't see
GARBAGE BAG HEAD SWIMMING
oh god it's the perfect floatation device
Lindsay: until you die, and then sink to the bottom
Martha: this will be our new favorite topic of conversation
bag-head scenarios l
ike, Bag-head in london
or, hitting on guys at the bar
but then it will be a full bag suit so that no-one can see my terribly obese body

something. fun (ny).

Generally people don't wear garbage bags on their heads. But from time to time you just need a disguise, why not a good old fashioned garbage bag? They're cheap, opaque and waterproof; especially well crafted for those times when you Really don't want to be noticed. 

This blog is dedicated to the silly stories of a group of friends who seem to get themselves into ridiculous situations on an almost daily basis. Some true, some fabricated...you be the judge. 

Also big fans of random things, including but not limited to Phil Collins, Starbucks, celebrities, wine, pro-athletes and participating in the 'cougar nation' <3

* In GBH we trust *

Just a little one to get your toes tappin'....GBH doo rag rap (highly offensive)